> >http://tinyurl.com/5blf3n
> > Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
> > famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
> > good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
> > they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
> > PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
> > Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
> > are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
> > it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
> > neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
> > effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
> > bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—
> > are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
> > reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
> > "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
> > haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
> > think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
> > written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
> > somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
> > Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
> > forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
> > only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
> > Bening, Hillary Clinton

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> I speak Ted.

> A married couple (both famous) have been cheating on each
> other for years.   There have been rumors in the past, but this
> time, the marriage may not last.   (I can rhyme, give me a dime.)

> Kris