It's the Principle! wrote:
> In article <c1833260-886e-49d0-99bb-bf278abfa...@y21g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
> ParallelCoo...@gmail.com says...
>> On Aug 29, 11:53=A0am, "pusssyk...@aol.com" <PUSSSYK...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> http://tinyurl.com/5blf3n
>>> Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
>>> famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
>>> good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
>>> they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
>>> PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
>>> Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
>>> are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
>>> it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
>>> neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
>>> effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
>>> bitchy friends=97who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens=
>> =97
>>> are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
>>> reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
>>> "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
>>> haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
>>> think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
>>> written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
>>> somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
>>> Shirl's and her hubby=97a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
>>> forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
>>> only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
>>> Bening, Hillary Clinton

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>> I speak Ted.

>> A married couple (both famous) have been cheating on each
>> other for years.   There have been rumors in the past, but this
>> time, the marriage may not last.   (I can rhyme, give me a dime.)

>> Kris

> It's not only about translation, but also 50 words or less.  ;)

> Jim and Babs?