<ParallelCoo...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
> famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
> good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
> they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
> PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
> Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
> are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
> it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
> neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
> effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
> bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—
> are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
> reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
> "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
> haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
> think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
> written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
> somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
> Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
> forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
> only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
> Bening, Hillary Clinton

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