On Aug 29, 2:56 pm, doomella <Doomell
...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 29, 1:39 pm, ParallelCoo
...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Aug 29, 11:53 am, "pusssyk...@aol.com" <PUSSSYK...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >http://tinyurl.com/5blf3n
> > > Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
> > > famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
> > > good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
> > > they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
> > > PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
> > > Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
> > > are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
> > > it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
> > > neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
> > > effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
> > > bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—
> > > are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
> > > reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
> > > "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
> > > haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
> > > think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
> > > written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
> > > somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
> > > Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
> > > forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
> > > only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
> > > Bening, Hillary Clinton
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> > I speak Ted.
> > A married couple (both famous) have been cheating on each
> > other for years. There have been rumors in the past, but this
> > time, the marriage may not last. (I can rhyme, give me a dime.)
> > Kris
> Thank you, but you don't get paid till you extract, crystallize and
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There's some "clues" in there, that aren't. For instance, Aaron
Spelling didn't write anything later than 1972....and that was
mostly TV episodes. The women mentioned are all, uh,
old (some as old as me)....and so the "surfing" thing sounds
very strange. Is that a euphemism?
They're definitely married (the word "spouses" is used,
so it's not Goldie-Kurt or Nicolette-Michael).
The only "surfing instructor" I can come up with is Paul Rudd...
who played one in a movie. Is he having an affair with an
older woman?
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