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Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—
are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
"Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
Bening, Hillary Clinton

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