> > On Aug 29, 2:56 pm, doomella <Doomell...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > > On Aug 29, 1:39 pm, ParallelCoo...@gmail.com wrote:

> > > > On Aug 29, 11:53 am, "pusssyk...@aol.com" <PUSSSYK...@aol.com> wrote:

> > > > >http://tinyurl.com/5blf3n
> > > > > Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very
> > > > > famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are
> > > > > good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and
> > > > > they've done this for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the
> > > > > PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a
> > > > > Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man
> > > > > are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told
> > > > > it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy
> > > > > neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest
> > > > > effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
> > > > > bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—
> > > > > are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave
> > > > > reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
> > > > > "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-
> > > > > haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't
> > > > > think." Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have
> > > > > written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or
> > > > > somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour
> > > > > Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear
> > > > > forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the
> > > > > only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate Capshaw, Annette
> > > > > Bening, Hillary Clinton

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> > > > I speak Ted.

> > > > A married couple (both famous) have been cheating on each
> > > > other for years.   There have been rumors in the past, but this
> > > > time, the marriage may not last.   (I can rhyme, give me a dime.)

> > > > Kris

> > > Thank you, but you don't get paid till you extract, crystallize and
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> > There's some "clues" in there, that aren't.   For instance, Aaron
> > Spelling didn't write anything later than 1972....and that was
> > mostly TV episodes.   The women mentioned are all, uh,
> > old (some as old as me)....and so the "surfing" thing sounds
> > very strange.    Is that a euphemism?

> > They're definitely married (the word "spouses" is used,
> > so it's not Goldie-Kurt or Nicolette-Michael).

> > The only "surfing instructor" I can come up with is Paul Rudd...
> > who played one in a movie.   Is he having an affair with an
> > older woman?

> I don't think most of those "clues" are red herrings: the couple are
> older--50s probably.  (But still good-looking.) The BI talks about the
> woman's friends as being "big-haired" and "bitchy," so I think somehow
> that ties in with the Spelling business.  As for the surfing--it
> doesn't say the woman took surfing lessons from the dude, just that he
> teaches surfing.  They could've met down on the beach, so likely they
> live oceanfront.  I don't think surfing is a clue; I think she had an
> affair with a surfing instructor.

> I haven't come up with anybody yet, but I do notice that all of the
> women mentioned are, in addition to being of a certain age,
> particularly well-known for being Democrats. So I'm thinking that's a
> clue no one has picked up on yet.  Put that together with Spelling and
> big hair, though, and I'm scratching my head.

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